Local man goes to the grocery store

Says they are out of Pineapple

Today a local man went to the groccery store earlier this morning and made the discovery that they are completley out of pineapple, this is unprecedented and completley unexpected. The shortage is probably due to the Recent series of hurricanes in the Atlantic ocean and the Gulf of Mexico. "It's just ridiculous that they are completley out of pineapple, it's unbelievalbe" -Man who went to the grocery store. Information was obtained by Eyewitness reports and a reporter on site.